South Park, Season 17

George R. R. Martin:
...So then Samwell Tarly sees the army approaching, and his wiener is about this big...He knows that Stannis Baratheon's wiener is probably shriveled from the cold. Samwell has to rally his men, so what does he do? He takes out his wiener...

[Martin unzips his pants and demonstrates his story]

George R. R. Martin:
...and he dangles it around for all his men to see.

[Martin shakes his hips and pretends his wiener is a bell]

Scott:
[turns away, disgusted] AAAH!

Butters:
OOAH! Uh, sir, you said pizzas were coming!

George R. R. Martin:
Yeah yeah, they're on their way. They're still coming. So Samwell's wiener goes...

[Martin shakes his hips around, as if his wiener were a bell and makes sounds for it]

Butters:
But you said they were on their way like three hours ago!

Scott:
If I don't get pizza soon, I'm goin' to pass out.

George R. R. Martin:
Don't worry. They're coming. Pizzas are on their way. They're gonna be amazing. Now, Jon Snow finally faces Jaime Lannister, and this guy's wiener is, you know, huge, right? So it's not goin' to be easy.

Scott:
Ehhh...