South Park, Season 17

Cartman:
You guys wanna play outside or something?

Kyle:
Cartman? Your side won, dude. Why are you so sad?

Cartman:
I just... I can't get that image of Bill Gates bashing that guy's head apart out of my eyes.

Stan:
Yeah, I know what you mean. Well, look guys: Xbox won the console wars. What are we gonna do? Not play video games?

Cartman:
The last few weeks we've been too busy to play video games and look at what we did. There's been drama, action, romance. I mean, honestly you guys - do we need video games to play?

Butters:
Yeah.

Jimmy:
That's right.

Butters:
That's right.

Jimmy:
Yeah, you kind of make a point.

Cartman:
Maybe we started to rely on Microsoft and Sony so much that we forgot that all we need to play are the simplest things! Like... like this! [picks up a broken wooden stick] We can play with this! Screw video games, dude; who fucking needs them?

[everybody shouts, "YEAH!"]

Cartman:
Fuck 'em! [holds the stick up to the sun]

Commercial announcer:
The South Park video game. Coming to stores soon!

[an image of the years-in-development real life game, South Park:
The Stick of Truth, appears on screen]

Butters:
[appearing in the lower left-hand corner of the screen] Yeah, and if you believe that, I got a big floppy wiener to dangle in your face.