South Park, Season 18

[Deleted Scene]

Cartman:
Did anyone notice that the brownies taste like shit today?

Kyle:
Yeah. You guys just want to go out to recess?

Cartman:
The playground's burned down, dude.

Kenny:
[muffled] Yeah.

Cartman:
Playground's burned down, everyone hates us, brownies taste like shit. Everything just sucks right now!

Stan:
[pounds his fists on the table] That's it. I'm not gonna just sit here and be miserable. It's time for me to start acting like a man. [leaves the table and walks towards Clyde] Hey, Clyde, how come you told Wendy I said I was gonna be "dripping in bitches?!"

Clyde:
Because that's what you said.

Stan:
That's not what I meant and you know it! I thought you were supposed to be my friend!

Clyde:
Was that before or after you told me to fuck myself?

Stan:
TELL HER YOU LIED, ASSHOLE!

Clyde:
You're the asshole!

Kyle:
[runs up, breaking them up] Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey! Cool it down, dude. This isn't gonna get us anywhere.

Clyde:
Kind of like your start-up company.

[Kyle punches Clyde after a short pause]

Token:
Kyle just hit Clyde!

Jimmy:
Get him!

[Token, Jimmy, Craig, Clyde, Stan, and Kyle start fighting as all the students cheer; Cartman runs up punches Token, also joining in; later in Mr. Mackey's office]

Mr. Mackey:
Now, I don't know who threw the first punch or who started this whole thing, but I assure you, that whatever it takes, will get to the bottom of this, m'kay?! Now, Clyde, what did you have for lunch?

Clyde:
Huh?

Mr. Mackey:
Did you eat the school lunch, or did you pack a lunch?

Clyde:
I packed a lunch.