South Park, Season 18

[Deleted Scene; The Marshes and Broflovskis are all at the Stotch residence, barricading and boarding up the house]

Gerald:
All the windows are barricaded in the back.

Stephen:
Good. Those boards there could use some reinforcement, too. What about the blankets? Do we have enough blankets?

Sharon:
[comes downstairs with seven blankets] I found seven upstairs. Will that be enough?

Linda:
There should be more in the basement, Sharon.

Stan:
Could someone please tell us what's going on?

Stephen:
Nothing, boys. It's just-- Maybe a blizzard on the way, that's all.

Gerald:
Look, are we really gonna keep the kids in the dark about this?

Kyle:
About what? You tell us we were all staying at Butters' house, and then you all board up the windows and doors. What's going on?

Randy:
Tell them, Stephen.

Stephen:
[walks to the table] You kids-- You've had the luxury of living in a very peaceful time. When we were kids, things weren't so great. There were countries, corporations, all fighting over which kind of vehicle should be the car of the future. Each week, they would hold a race. They were blood baths. Humanity at its very worst. They were called, the "Wacky Races."

Randy:
A race of different vehicles driven by some of the most insane people on Earth. They'd do whatever they could to stop one another and win.

Gerald:
Every week, it was the same. Completely senseless violence for no apparent reason. We would watch on Saturday mornings. It was unbearable.

Stephen:
I saw a man get his head run over, flattened into the pavement while his dog-- his dog laughed. It laughed! [starts to cry as Linda comforts him]

Randy:
For whatever reason, the world leaders have decided to bring the Wacky Races back. All we can do is stay inside and wait-- wait for it to be over.

Stephen:
[sobbing] Why did the dog laugh?! Why, Linda?!