South Park, Season 19

South Park (1997–present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Color… more »

Gerald:
Uhm, hi, I'm Gerald, Kyle Broflovski's father?

PC Principal:
Have a seat. I've been talking with your child, and we're gonna be giving him two weeks' detention.

Gerald:
Wh-what's this about, Kyle?

PC Principal:
Your son said some things to a fourth-grade girl that frankly make me wanna puke. Now that I'm principal, I'm not gonna allow [pounds desk] anyone at this school to be made feel unsafe and harassed!

Gerald:
Wh-wh-what did he say?

PC Principal:
You'll have to excuse my language. [picks up a report and clears his throat] "I don't think Caitlyn Jenner is a hero."

[no reaction from Gerald or Kyle. PC Principal starts shaking in repressed rage]

PC Principal:
This kind of trans-phobic and bigoted hate speech isn't going to fly here, Bro! Well, I thought we were all on board that Caitlyn Jenner is an amazing, [quickly stands up] beautiful woman who had the exquisite bravery of a butterfly flying against the wind, AND THEN THIS SHIT COMES OUT OF PEOPLE'S MOUTHS!!

Gerald:
[beat] PC Principal, I-I'm sure Kyle was just referring to Bruce Jenner as a person, a-and not trying to say anything against—

PC Principal:
You got a fucking problem, bro?

Gerald:
..No...

PC Principal:
Cuz it's not Bruce fucking Jenner!! IT'S CAITLYN!! AND SHE'S A FUCKING STUNNING WOMAN!! Or maybe you're the one teaching him to demean women in the first place! HUH!? What's up? What's fucking up, bro?

Gerald:
Look, maybe we can all just ta—

PC Principal:
[flips his desk] GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, DUDE!!!

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