South Park, Season 19

South Park (1997–present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Color… more »

Mayor McDaniels:
I've called you all here because South Park has an image problem. Thanks to Mr. Garrison, we are now being referred to as the "sh*theads of America". One of our more politically sensitive citizens has proposed an idea for this crisis and I'd like you to hear him out. [Randy takes the dais]

Randy:
Hello everyone, I'm Randy Marsh, and I've been PC for almost two weeks now. You know, we've all been making changes to be more socially conscious, but have we really done enough? The truth is, there's something we're lacking as a community, and it's time we all faced it. What this town needs... is a Whole Foods.

[everyone immediately starts chattering in awe and uncertainty]

Randy:
It would instantly validate us as a town that cares about stuff.

Stephen:
We couldn't get a Whole Foods to open here!

Randy:
And why not?! Huh?! We all just don't believe we can get a Whole Foods! Because we don't believe in ourselves!

Father Maxi:
Where could it even go?

Randy:
Mayor?

Mayor McDaniels:
I'm announcing a plan for Sodomy—a new urban development that will turn the most rundown and dilapidated part of our town into a quaint center of artisan shops and cafés.

Randy:
Lots of cities are dong this. The area south of downtown South Park has always been the ugly eyesore of this town. But now, SoDoSoPa... is going to bring in the fresh new vibrancy that Whole Foods can't ignore!

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