South Park, Season 19

PC Principal:
McKinsey, you got consent forms?

McKinsey:
Oh, yeah! Right here, bro! [hands consent forms to him]

PC Principal:
Rise and shine, guys! If you scored last night, I'll need your consent forms! [the bros hand over their forms] Thank you. Thank you. Thank you—whoa! Barker, did you perform cunnilingus? There's a different release form, bro.

Barker:
Yeah, uh, s-sorry, it's right here.

PC Principal:
Nice.

PC Bro:
[runs to PC Principal Peter Charles] Bro!! Aw, dude, bro!! Peter Charles!

PC Principal:
What, bro? Bro! Robert! You're here! Aw! It's so good to see you. Tell me what happened.

PC Bro:
Dude, I scored with this female and after consenting to putting her mouth on my penis, she wanted me to walk her home.

PC Principal:
Yeah?

PC Bro:
And when I got to her house she had me meet her father who is Filipino, so I asked him if he could tell me about their cultural and social dynamic to being a Filipino-American.

PC Principal:
Naturally.

PC Bro:
So he said some stuff, and then the newspaper landed on his doorstep, 'cause I guess her dad subscribes to the school newspaper, and he picked it up and I saw the headline said this! [he shows the paper to PC Principal Peter Charles which headline reads "'PC' STANDS FOR PUSSY CRUSHING"; he grabs paper]

PC Principal:
What the heck is this, bro?

PC Bro:
Peter Charles Bro, that little kid wrote that our tolerant views and fight for social justice is just a way for us to crush puss!

PC Principal:
THAT'S NOT TRUE!!

PC Bro:
I KNOW, Peter Charles BRO!!! WE'RE BEING TOTALLY VICTIMIZED!!!

PC Principal:
I KNOW THAT LITTLE SUCKER, DUDE!!!