South Park, Season 19

[Lunchtime in the school cafeteria]

Stan:
Think about it, you guys. From the moment that PC Principal took over Kyle has been different. Haven't you noticed?

Butters:
Yeah.

Stan:
He's distracting us, either because he's too afraid or because he- [Kyle arrives with his lunch and sits next to him; Butters is stunned that Kyle showed up]

Kyle:
Well what are you guys talking about?

Butters:
Nothin'.

Cartman:
Stan's calling you a traitor.

Kyle:
What?!

Stan:
Kyle, I think it's pretty obvious you don't want us investigating PC Principal.

Kyle:
And why do you think that, Stan?!

Stan:
I don't know.

Kyle:
Because if anyone has a reason for us not mess with PC Principal, it's you! Let's not forget that Stan's dad is PC Principal's little bitch!

Butters:
Wuh huh, that's a good point.

Cartman:
I am loving this right now.

Stan:
My dad's stupid, not a bitch! This is about you being scared, Kyle!

Kyle:
It is you, isn't it?! That's why you're trying to shift the blame on me. That's very Cartman of you, Stan!

Cartman:
Hohh that's low. [smiles]

Stan:
Don't you dare call me a Cartman!

Kyle:
N-ho, that's good! Just keep on distracting everybody! It seems to be working, Cartman!

Stan:
[talking in Cartman's voice] FUCK YOU, KYLE! [delivers a left hook and Kyle falls off the lunch bench]

Cartman:
Fight!