South Park, Season 19

[Cartman's house, night]

Liane:
Eric Cartman, I told you to get ready for bed!

Cartman:
Yeah, I just wanna finish this movie.

Liane:
No, Eric! This is a school night!

Cartman:
Mom, I'm into this movie. I'm not going to bed right now. Chillax.

Liane:
You most certainly are! Right now, mister!

Cartman:
I will go to bed [stands up and aims his gun at her] when this movie is over, Mom!

Liane:
Eric, where did you get that?

Cartman:
Turn off the light and go back to bed. I'm staying up.

Liane:
Eric, you march right up to your room, and you-

Cartman:
I don't think so, Mom.

Liane:
Eric, you get your butt to bed!

Cartman:
No means no, Bill Cosby!

Liane:
[draws her gun on him] I told you to go upstairs right now!

Cartman:
Whoa, Mom, what the hell?

Liane:
I'm not going to tell you again, Eric! It is time for night-night!

Cartman:
Mom, put down the gun.

Liane:
[advances on him] I am your mother, and you will do what I tell you!

Cartman:
Okay, I am going. [walks around her, keeping his gun trained on her]

Liane:
Well then, you go right now, Mister! [keeps her gun trained on him]

Cartman:
I'm going to bed now, Mom. Chillax. [begins to go up the stairs backward]

Liane:
Alright then. No comic books, just straight to sleep! I love you, sweetie.

Cartman:
Okay, I love you too, Mom. Night-night. [the sound of a door closing is heard]

Liane:
[caresses her pistol] Wow, he... he listened. [puts it into her robe pocket and walks towards the kitchen]