South Park, Season 19

[Marsh house; Randy has his gun drawn]

Randy:
I'm warning you. You're on the wrong side of this. We're just trying to get answers.

Sharon:
[drawing her gun on him] You pulled a gun on our son, Randy!

Randy:
He pulled one on me first, Sharon!

Stan:
Because you wouldn't talk to me, Dad!

Randy:
Stanley, let your mother and I deal with this!

Sharon:
I told you to leave him alone!

Shelley:
God, I hate this family! [pulls out her gun at Sharon] Why are you always taking Stan's side?!

Randy:
Whoa! Whoa, Shelley! Put down the gun, Shelley!

Shelley:
You're always acting like Stan can't do anything wrong!

Stan:
She doesn't always take my side!

Shelley:
You shut up or I'll swear to God I'll use this.

Randy:
Shelley, put it down, now.

Shelley:
You don't even try to know me, Dad!

Randy:
I want to, Shelley! I just sometimes like you hate me!

Sharon:
I feel like you hate me, Randy!

Randy:
I don't hate you, I LOVE you! I need to be a better husband, a better father!

Stan:
We all need to be better to each other!

Shelley:
Okay, maybe I need to stop being so angry!

Randy:
..I love you guys.

Stan:
We love you too, Dad. We just wanna know what's going on with you.

Randy:
All right. I'll tell you everything. [holds his gun] Wow, these things are amazing.