South Park, Season 19

Randy:
Nobody move! [enters the arena with Garrison, Victoria, Caitlyn, Sharon, and Stan]

Mr. Garrison:
Everyone just stay where you are!

Announcer:
And it looks like the gun show is under attack, David. [everyone in attendance gets their guns and arms them]

David:
Yes, six armed gunmen have entered the arena, one of which is carrying an absolutely gorgeous little Pekingese Glock 17.

Randy:
Listen to me, everyone! There are beings who are purposely gentrifying the Earth so that humans can no longer afford it! We've been looking for Kyle Broflovski! Somebody's hiding him! [the spectators begin pointing guns at each other]

Kyle:
[enters the arena at the far end with Leslie] Don't listen to them! The real conspiracy here are the PC extremists who have no problem killing whoever doesn't think like they do! [faces to Stan] You son of a bitch Stan! How could you have sided with the enemy?!

Stan:
Fuck you, Kyle! You're the enemy!

Jimmy:
[enters the arena at the near end with Classi and Barbrady] You've both got it wrong.

Kyle:
Jimmy?

Mr. Garrison:
Officer Barbrady?

Randy:
Classi?

Sharon:
[aims her gun at randy] Randy??

Jimmy:
Kyle, I know you probably thought Leslie was a kind, caring girl. But the truth is she's just an ad.

Randy:
An ad?

Officer Barbrady:
They've become sentient, They've taken human form. You can't tell what's human and what's an ad anymore.

Mr. Garrison:
Oh, Jeez, are you serious? How am I supposed to f**k an ad to death?

Randy:
Wogh,. flippin' ads! They're such a pain in the ass!

Kyle:
You told me Jimmy was dead.

Stan:
So now we know who got Principal Victoria fired.

Mr. Mackey:
[looks around, then jumps out of his seat] Nobody move! Okay? Everyone just stay where you are!

Randy:
Mackey?

Mr. Mackey:
Yes, I wanted Principal Victoria fired! But I didn't want any of this!

Principal Victoria:
You got me fired?! Why?!

Mr. Mackey:
Eighteen years of answerin' to you! EIGHTEEN YEARS! Of you always… tellin' me what to do!

Principal Victoria:
If you had problems with me, why didn't you just talk to me?!

Mr. Mackey:
You never listen! Nobody listens to me! They just expect me to listen to them!

Gerald:
Maybe we should have realized that sometimes the counselor needs counseling.

Mr. Mackey:
I don't know, maybe I got manipulated by these ads too somehow but, I should have been a better person!

Randy:
We all could be better people! All of us! We all played a part!

Stephen:
Maybe from now on people in this town need to communicate more! Care about each other!

Mr. Garrison:
If we're gonna defeat our enemies, that's what it's gonna take! All of us, together! :[With all the speeches done, they lower their weapons]

Randy:
If only we'd had these before, huh?

Leslie:
[isolated] Every time you block us, we get smarter. Every time you try to stop us, we are more. If one plan fails, we will plan another. You will never be rid of ads.

PC Principal:
HEY, LESLIE! [Leslie looks to her left, terrified] Your species took PC and twisted it for evil purposes. [starts running towards her and drops the mic] THAT PISSES ME OFF! [he reaches her and delivers a right hook, then a left one, then does this again; He picks her up like a rag doll and holds her by the neck] You're expelled. [he delivers a final blow that goes clear through her head, but instead of blood, a day-glow blue liquid oozes out of it]

Cartman:
Yes, dude!