South Park, Season 2

Mrs. Crabtree:
BE QUIET BACK THERE! THESE ROADS ARE SLICK!

Stan:
Hey, Cartman!

Cartman:
What?

Stan:
Are you gonna share any of that cake with the rest of us?

Cartman:
[finishes a bite] Hmm, let me think... No.

Kyle:
Come on, fatass! You shouldn't be eating all that cake anyway!

Cartman:
Mm. It's chocolatey and delightful.

Stan:
Give us some, Cartman!

Ms. Crabtree:
[turns around] BE QUIET BACK THERE!

Kyle:
Whoa, dude. The road is really snowy out there.

Stan:
Dude, the road is always snowy.

Kyle:
I know, but, it's really snowy today.

Cartman:
[now baiting] Mm. I can't possibly finish this whole cake. Uh, yes I can. [resumes eating]

Stan:
Shut up, Cartman!

Mrs. Crabtree [slams the brakes on, opens a box, and pulls out a bunny] Okay, that does it. Y'all be quiet or the cute little bunny dies!! [points a gun at its head. The class gasps and look at her for a while. Sure that she has made her point, she puts the bunny back in the box and resumes driving]

Stan:
Dude, she always tries to quiet us down by threatening to kill that bunny, but I wonder if she ever would.

Kyle:
Oh, she would, dude. She would.

[the bus comes to a halt at a road block]

Mrs. Crabtree:
GOD! [a sign says "Road closed due to avalanche"] OH, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! [another sign says, "Detour at your own risk." She starts up the bus and takes the detour]

Stan:
Come on, fat boy, give us some cake now.

Cartman:
[exhausted] I cannot possibly eat one more bite of its chocolatey goodness. Oh, wait, wait, wait, try.

Kyle:
Damn it, Cartman, you are such a fat fuck!

Mrs. Crabtree:
[spins around] WHAT DID YOU SAY?! [turns back around just to see the bus head for a road shoulder where the road starts to turn] Whoa-oh. [she slams the brakes on, but the bus goes over the shoulder and tumbles down the side of the hill] Oh, my God!!! Aagggh! [the kids tumble all over the place and scream, but Cartman just munches away on the cake, quite undisturbed. The bus bounces on the bottom of the hill and lands on a river upright, floating on down]

Kids:
Aaggh!

Kyle:
I'm scared!

Mrs. Crabtree:
Be quiet, kid!

[the kids look back at where they were as the bus continues down the river, and over a waterfall, straight down]

All:
Aggghhhh!