South Park, Season 2

[Bebe tries to pass a note to Kyle from across the room]

Mr. Garrison:
Stanley, are you passing notes to Kyle?

Stan:
No, I just--

Mr. Garrison:
Don't lie! Lying makes you sterile!

Stan:
I'm not lying! Someone just handed me--

Mr. Garrison:
Stanley, if you think it's so important to keep interrupting my class, then why don't you come up to the front and read your note to Kyle for everyone to hear.

Stan:
But I didn't write the note!

Cartman:
Mr. Garrison, Stan's behavior is having an adverse effect on my education.

Stan:
Shut up, Cartman!

Mr. Garrison:
Stanley Marsh, you come up here right now and read your note!

Stan:
"Dear Kyle, you have got such a great ass. I could sleep for days on those perk cheeks, let me tell you. I'd like to live with you and wear your ass as a hat for all eternity." Whoa, dude!