South Park, Season 2

South Park (1997–present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Color… more »

Kid:
I drove all the way from Montana to see Mr. Hankey.

Kyle:
That's nice, kid. I knew Mr. Hankey before he was even famous.

Cartman:
How the hell did Mr. Hankey get so popular? Look at all this Mr. Hankey stuff. [a display is seen of Mr. Hankey caps, T-shirts, cups, figurines, and posters]

Elvin:
Mr. Hankey kicks ass!

Cartman:
And another thing: it says that Mr. Hankey is also appearing at the Crossroads Mall!

Kyle:
So?

Cartman:
So, how can Mr. Hankey be here, and in another mall at the same time?

Kyle:
Dude, Mr. Hankey has magic powers. He can do whatever he wants. [Charlie Manson and Kenny stare at each other. The line moves up]

Manson:
[to Kenny] How would you like to come with me to a more secluded part of the mall?

Kenny:
(Okay) [they walk off]

Stan:
I really like that guy.

Cartman:
Oh, it looks like you finished your Fudgecicle, Elvin.

[Elvin looks at his hands and actually realize that he finished his fudgesicle, then begins to cry, demanding another one]

Cartman:
Ah damnit, be quiet, Elvin!

[Elvin is still crying]

Cartman:
Shut up, Elvin!

[grabs a stick from out of nowhere and hits him on the back of the head. Elvin is now catatonic, but manages a blink]

Cartman:
No, Elvin, BAD Elvin! [seeing that Elvin is not responding, he looks around]

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