South Park, Season 21

Marcus' Dad:
Okay, okay, can everyone hear me? Hello? Thanks, everyone, for helping us celebrate Marcus' birthday. As a special birthday surprise for you, Marcus, we got you your favorite entertainer. Everyone, please welcome Chuck E. Cheese.

Chuck E. Cheese:
Hey. Check.

Marcus:
Yes. Yehehehehes.

Chuck E. Cheese:
[rather clearly appearing so strung out he can barely stand] I ah thanks... for'm celeb... Marcus's birthday....

Marcus' Mom:
What's wrong with him?

Marcus' Dad:
Can't you tell? He's high on painkillers!

Chuck E. Cheese:
[tries to remember what he's supposed to play] Hold on. Shit. Okay, let's.... Let's do this! [slams a riff on his guitar] ♫ Never meant to cause you any sor-♫ [projectile vomits with enough force to spew out of the holes in his costume head, before he falls off the stage, dead, as Marcus can only scream in horror]

Marcus' Dad:
All right, kids, uh, why don't we head back to the party and cut the cake?

Marcus:
I don't want cake! Who's gonna eat cake at a time like this?! (crying)

Man 1:
Another drug overdose?

Man 2:
Most likely. Percolate and Oxycontin found wrapped in his cheesecloth.

Man 1:
Prescription drugs, but with no prescription

Man 2:
You guys know where all these illegal meds are coming from?

Man 1:
Most likely from the prisons. Whenever there's a drug epidemic you can usually trace it back to people who've been... thrown away by society and forgotten about.