South Park, Season 21

[Morning at the Marsh residence…]

Randy:
[comes down the stairs, goes to the fridge, gets out a gallon of fruit punch, and drinks straight from it, sighing with satisfaction; turns and notices Sharon with her arms crossed] Oh. Hey, didn't see you there.

Sharon:
Did you hear anything about what happened last night?

Randy:
Uuuhhh, no, what happened?

Sharon:
Your buddy, Chip Duncan? [holds up her phone, showing last night's news] Apparently, he flew around on a broom, blew things up, and kidnapped some children?

Randy:
Are you serious?!

Sharon:
You heard nothing about this?! He flew away vowing we'd all be dead by Halloween!

Randy:
God, I knew that guy was a fuckin' chode.

Sharon:
Randy, what did you guys do at that party?

Randy:
Nothin'. We were just hangin' out and talkin' and stuff, and then Chip got all weird.

Sharon:
People were hurt!

Randy:
Yeah, I agree! It's awful! We're not like Chip, okay?! He's a bad witch!