South Park, Season 22

Officer Stevens:
You did everything you could, Mr. Marsh. If your wife can't realize the truth and appreciate you, maybe she never will.

Sharon:
Realize what?! What have you been telling everybody, RANDY?!

Stephen:
Randy was just trying to make you feel loved while you're going through menopause.

Sharon:
Menopause?! I'm not going through fucking menopause!

Stephen:
How do you know?

Sharon:
I just got my period this morning!

Randy:
You... you got your period?

Sharon:
YES!

Randy:
You just got your period this morning?

Sharon:
YES!

Randy:
So, the past few days, maybe you have been just a little-

Sharon:
NO! NO NOTHING! Don't you guys see what's happened here?! I want you to be angry! Every day we hear about another school shooting! It used to be a big deal! I want it to be a big deal again. I mean Harriet, you came to my house and said there was a school shooting to trick me into going with you!

Harriet:
I was just trying to be a part of the big surprise, Sharon.

Sharon:
That's what I'm talking about! That's crazy, Harriet! I want you all to be shocked! I want you all to be sad!

Townsman:
You want everyone to be sad?

Harriet:
Well. Sharon, if you wanted to make me sad, congratulations. [voice cracks a little] You did a great job. [sadly walks away]

Stephen:
Yeah, let's go somewhere without so much negativity.