South Park, Season 22

South Park (1997–present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Color… more »

[Yates Residence; Harrison arrives and is about to open his front door when he hears shooting and screams, then the sound of a galloping horse from inside]

Sgt. Harrison Yates:
Oh, you'd better not- [goes inside and throws his hat and jacket down; enraged] You bitch! [Maggie shrieks in fright and stands up] You're playing Red Dead Redemption, aren't you?!

Maggie Yates:
So what of it?!

Sgt. Harrison Yates:
What did I tell you about playing on my saved game, Maggie?!

Maggie Yates:
No! No, this is my life now, Harrison Yates! I started over, with me own saved game!

Sgt. Harrison Yates:
What are you talking about?

Maggie Yates:
See for yourself! [hands him over the game controller] You and all your talk o'wantin' your own life! I wanted somethin' new, too! I started over in the snow and worked my way up to the new gang leader! I have thousands of dollars o'me own! I built a house with John Marston! I'm helping his family now!

Sgt. Harrison Yates:
You fucking slut!

Maggie Yates:
That's right, Harrison Yates! And what have you got?! A basic starter horse and the $20 gambler's hat you won at a poker match! I'm twice the man you are now!

Sgt. Harrison Yates:
Don't you talk to me like that!

Maggie Yates:
I'll talk however I want! I've completed every hunting side mission! Found seven legendary animals!

Sgt. Harrison Yates:
Found them where?!

Maggie Yates:
I'm not tellin'! You wanted your now life and now you got it! [walks out of the room]

Sgt. Harrison Yates:
Maggie! [sits on his knees and breaks down, weeping]

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