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South Park, Season 23

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Towelie:
[enters the room; upset] Hey Randy, did you go make a deal with another weed company?

Randy:
Yes, Towelie. I'm working on a merger with Med Men.

Towelie:
Med Men? But, those guys are posers.

Randy:
We have a deal in the works to help each other put a stop to home-growers once and for all.

Towelie:
Jesus. You know, I knew a guy who thought weed should be for everybody. A guy who believed in integrity. I don't understand who you even are anymore.

Randy:
That's because I'm the president of the company, and YOU are a TOWEL!

Towelie:
YOU'RE a towel!

Randy:
What is wrong with trying to protect our business?

Towelie:
[walks towards the front door; stops and turns around] Because weed isn't supposed to be some money-grubbin' business model! It's a gift from God! And not something to exploited by some stupid towel! [opens the door and steps out]

Randy:
I AM NOT A TOWEL!!

Towelie:
Yeah. Yeah, sure thing, Randy. You are not a towel.

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