South Park, Season 23

Randy:
Hey, where's Shelley?

Sharon:
Shelley hasn't come out of her room in two days.

Randy:
Why?

Sharon:
You know why, Randy.

Randy:
[sighs] Yeah. Yeah. [walks upstairs and enters Shelley's room] Hey, Shelley? Can I talk to you for a minute?

Shelley:
What do you want?

Randy:
Come on, kiddo. Come talk with your old man, huh? Come on now. [Shelley leaves her desk to sit on her bed next to Randy] Shelley, we need to talk about your marijuana problem. You know, what's your problem with it?

Shelley:
I hate marijuana!

Randy:
Yes, we all know, but ugh, why?

Shelley:
It stinks, and it makes everyone in this town dumber than they already are!

Randy:
Shelley, the truth is, some of the most important people in the world smoke weed. Did you know that Snoop Dogg smokes weed?

Shelley:
Yes, everyone knows Snoop Dogg is a stupid pothead!

Randy:
Ugh, way more people enjoy marijuana than you think, okay? Okay, who's your idol? Who do you most look up to in the whole world?

Shelley:
Serena Williams.

Randy:
Total stoner. High as a kite. Every tennis match.

Shelley:
No, she's not!

Randy:
You don't know that, Shelley! Now you're just making assumptions!

Shelley:
Everyone in this country is getting dumber, and I wish Marijuana was illegal again!

Randy:
Shelley! Okay, look. The thing is, this problem you're having with marijuana? It's just got to stop, okay? We're working on out Tegridy Farms Halloween Special, okay? Nobody wants a giant bummer ruining it! I love you!