South Park, Season 23

Officer Brown:
Butters Stotch?

Butters:
Yes sir?

Officer Brown:
We want to ask you some questions about what happened in town last night.

Butters:
What... happened in town?

Officer:
People were attacked by an ancient Egyptian mummy. It killed five people and destroyed everything it could.

Butters:
Oh, uh, a mummy, huh? That's, that's weird.

Officer Brown:
Oh, you just think that's weird? Because the mummy said you two got in some kind of altercation last night.

Butters:
What? The mummy talked to you?

Officer:
Is it true, sir, that you and the mummy "got into an argument over a gift you didn't seem to appreciate"?

Butters:
There was no argument. I just said I already had it and I'd give it to a friend.

Officer Brown:
A present that the mummy got for you?

Butters:
I, I just got-

Officer Brown:
You can see how that could be pretty hurtful.

Officer:
Did you throw the mummy out of your house?

Butters:
No! I didn't throw the mummy out of the house! The mummy got all pissed off at me and left!

Officer Brown:
You're gonna have to share in the damages here, son.

Butters:
But I didn't do anything wrong! Okay, look officers, I think... I'm under some kind of curse.

Officer:
Well that's what the mummy told us about you.

Officer Brown:
You got a summons to appear in court. Until then I just suggest you and the mummy stay away from each other. [rips out the ticket citation and put it on Butters' forehead]