South Park, Season 23

Butters:
I have to end this curse, fellas. It's gettin' worse every day. Last night the mummy attacked my parents, and it said I was being narcissistic. It has no reason. No logic! One minute it's destroying everything, and the next it's sending me selfies like nothing ever happened. Look! [shows the selfies taken by the mummy on his phone] This whole thing is so crazy it's starting to make me think I'm crazy!

Stan:
Well, it is a little crazy how much you talk about the mummy.

Butters:
It's a freaking mummy! Wouldn't you talk about it?!

Kyle:
We're just saying, Butters, that sometimes it all seems a little codependent.

Cartman:
Yeah, like you and the mummy need to do your own things sometimes.

Butters:
I would love that, but I don't have a choice! I swear, you guys. Mummies can smell fun! Whenever I'm somewhere, and I actually start havin' a good time, I get a call or a text from the mummy sayin' "Hey, what are you doin'?" Like it knows.

Token:
Well, you're kinda havin' fun now, aren't you?

Butters:
Yeah. It is fun to get away and just talk to you guys. [the mummy pops up outside] Oh, gosh darn it. [leaves the table]