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South Park, Season 23

South Park (1997–present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Color… more »

Shelley:
Dad, you have to drive me to the book fair.

Randy:
[chuckling] W-what?

Shelley:
Mom said you have to drive me because she's taking Stan trick-or-treating.

Randy:
You're going to a book fair.

Shelley:
Yes.

Randy:
On fucking Halloween?!

Shelley:
Yes!

Randy:
I don't even know how to deal with you anymore. You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?!

Shelley:
You're my dad. Drive me to the book fair!

Randy:
I will not! I have things to get ready! And nobody cares about books on Halloween, Shelley!

Shelley:
The last thing people in this town need is more marijuana! [kicks the table's leg off and jars of marijuana fall and shatter]

Randy:
OH, MY GOD!!

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