South Park, Season 23

South Park (1997–present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Color… more »

[City Hall Council; Randy is brought in, handcuffed]

Randy:
Hello, Mayor. Mr. and Mrs. Tweak. Mackey.

Mayor McDaniels:
Mr. Marsh, do you remember a few weeks ago when homes in South Park were attacked by a terrorist called "Mexican Joker?"

Randy:
Yeah, Mexican Joker. That was terrible.

Mayor McDaniels:
Right. Except there was no Mexican Joker. It was you who blew up people's yards because they were home-growing their own marijuana.

Randy:
Well, that's ridiculous.

Mayor McDaniels:
The Tweaks have come forward with some footage caught on their security camera.

Randy:
Guys, I have nothing against home-growers.

Mayor McDaniels:
Run the footage, please! [Janson plays the footage on the screen; Randy is shown creeping up to a homegrown operation and starts peeing and pooping in it, he then burys an explosive and runs away and the homegrown garden explodes] People are fed up, Marsh. The past few weeks you've held parades for yourself, needlessly slaughtered a thousand cows, made deals with the Chinese, and nearly poisoned everyone with your Halloween Special. Everyone's had enough of Tegridy Farms.

Randy:
Enough of Tegridy Farms?! South Park is NOTHING without Tegridy Farms!

Mayor McDaniels:
You'll be taken to county jail to await your trial. [to an officer] Get him out of here.

Randy:
[as the officer takes him away] I didn't do anything wrong! You people are just jealous! Jealous that I took over South Park and I'm successful!

Mayor McDaniels:
Well, at least South Park can start getting back to normal.

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