South Park, Season 23

[Café Monet]

Sheila:
Girls, can I just say, you both look fantastic.

Laura:
[chuckles] Oh, thanks, girlfriend. We've been working out and dieting, you know. Not cheating like that bitch Harriet.

Sheila:
Well, it's great you guys are doing it the natural way and we don't have to deal with Harriet anymore.

Harriet:
[angrily barges in, having thrown up on herself] There you are, you goddamn bitch! I will take you to court, fat whore!

Sheila:
Harriet, I do not like your tone.

Harriet:
You knew I was gonna steal your poo, and so you tainted it, didn't you?!

Sheila:
What are you talking about?

Harriet:
I have been shitting and throwing up all day! It has to be from your feces!

Sheila:
So you DID take my poo, huh, Harriet?

Harriet:
That's beside the point now!

Sheila:
Oh, is it? 'Cause the girls told me you called me the C word the other day!

Harriet:
Oh, you're all backstabbing bitches now?!

Linda:
Fuck you, Harriet!

Male Diner:
Oho. Okay ladies, come on.

Harriet:
Just admit it! I can't stop puking and shitting because of what you did to me! [Laura begins to moan before she, too, starts throwing up and poops her skirt with projectile force; shocked] What the fuck?!

Linda:
You thought you were such hot shit, Harriet. We took the leftover feces from your house and put it up our asses with a turkey baster! Oh- Oh God! [moves away from the table and projectile-vomits, then has to lean over on a chair as she is unable to hold in her diarrhea and squirts it out around other diners, also splashing her now-infected vomit on everyone in the diner, as all the girls in the group but Sheila are now vomiting and soiling themselves uncontrollably]