South Park, Season 25

Kyle:
[answers his phone while playing computer games on his computer] Hey, Stan.

Stan:
Dude… my head is reeling, you're not gonna believe this.

Kyle:
Not gonna believe what?

Stan:
Token's name isn't Token. It's Tolkien.

Kyle:
Yeah, I know it's Tolkien.

Stan:
No, no, no, no. He's named after the guy who wrote The Hobbit and stuff!

Kyle:
Yeah, I know. J.R.R. Tolkien. What did you think it was?

Stan:
[horrified] You knew it was Tolkien like the writer.

Kyle:
Everyone knew it was Tolkien.

Stan:
No, no, no! No, no, no, no! I distinctly remember Cartman wearing a shirt where he spelled it T-O-K-E-N.

Kyle:
Yeah, dude, 'cause Cartman's a fucking moron.

Stan:
Wha– hold on a second! [calls Cartman's number]

Cartman:
[answers his phone while eating chips and watching TV] What's up, dawg?

Stan:
Dude, Cartman, did you know that Tolkien is named after J.R.R. Tolkien?

Cartman:
Well yeah, I just figured.

Stan:
Then why did you spell it "Token" without the "L" or the "I"?!

Cartman:
J.R.R. Tolkien has an "L" in it? That's gay. Who did you think Tolkien was named after?

Tolkien:
[from outside the bathroom] Stan? You out here?

Stan:
Uh, yeah, hang on a second Tolk-kien, just taking a shit.

Tolkien:
Oh, okay, sorry.

Stan:
Oh my God… I suck.