South Park, Season 25

South Park (1997–present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Color… more »

Steve:
[angrily knocks on the door and Randy answers] What the hell are you doing?

Randy:
Taking shit tons of Tegridy orders. Sales are going nuts right now.

Steve:
No, why is my face on a billboard?!

Randy:
Because we work together?

Steve:
You said you just needed someone to help with accounting!

Randy:
Yes, but then, you got promoted! I was gonna surprise you. Don't you see how lucrative this can be? I mean, we make a pretty damn good team in the weed business. I mean, we are Ben and Jerry– We're Ben and Jerry. You're Jerry, and I'm Ben.

Towelie:
I thought I was Jerry.

Randy:
No, you're a towel.

Towelie:
Oh, that's even better.

Steve:
I told you before that I'm not interested in the marijuana business. I don't believe in drinking or doing drugs.

Randy:
Doing dru… Do you remember when Bilbo first set out with the dwarves to fight Smaug? What's the first thing they all did? They partied their asses off. [sings] ♫ Chip the glasses, click the plates / That's what Bilbo Baggins hates ♫ And then they certainly had an adventure together, didn't they? Filled with… [pulls out a wad of cash and puts it in Steve's pocket] Lucrative treasure.

Steve:
You really think we could make a lot of money together?

Randy:
Ben and Jerry, my man. Ben and fucking Jerry.

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