South Park, Season 3

South Park (1997–present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Color… more »

Stan:
Ahhhhhh!

Miss Stevens:
Stan, what is it?

Stan:
Snake! [points to a snake, everyone gasps]

Pablo:
Oh yes, this is what we call a coral snake. Notice the red markings. Quite an amazing creature.

[Stan screams and runs away]

Pablo:
What's the matter, little boy?

Cartman:
He's a little wuss, what's it look like?

Stan:
I'm just scared of snakes.

Pablo:
Now, now, you must remember. This snake is more afraid of us than we are of it.

[snake chokes Pablo to death]

Miss Stevens:
Oh, my God!

[snake starts to eat Pablo]

Cartman:
Yeah, that snake is pretty scared of us, alright.

[snake continues to eat Pablo]

Miss Stevens:
Jesus Christ! Is he dead?

[snake excretes remains of Pablo]

Stan:
Dude!

Kyle:
My guess would be yes.

Miss Stevens:
Oh, no! God, no! Now, don't panic, children...

Cartman:
[hitting coral snake with a stick] Bad! That's a bad snake! [runs away as the snake starts chasing him]

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