South Park, Season 3

Worm:
Hello there, boys.

Stan:
Whoa! Who are you?

Worm:
I'm Willy, the "Don't Stare Directly Into The Sun" Worm. Now, you boys know not to stare directly into the sun, right?

Boys:
Yes.

Willy:
That can burn your retinas and make you blind. [pulls out some shades and a cane, puts on the shades, and sticks the cane out, to simulate a blind person, then puts his props away]

Stan:
...Thanks a lot, dude.

Pig:
[rushes up snapping two pairs of scissors around] Oink oink! Be sure to run around with scissors, says Oinky, the "Run Around With Scissors" Pig.

Cartman:
I thought you weren't supposed to run around with scissors.

Willy:
That's why he's on the Island Of Misfit Mascots. [Oinky walks away]