South Park, Season 3

South Park (1997–present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Color… more »

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Welcome to Spooky Laboratory. [pulls out a blindfold and puts it over Cartman's eyes] I'm your guide, Dr. Spookalot. Allow me to show around the lab. [leads him to a table on which is a bowl of eggs and a bowl of Jell-o cubes]

Cartman:
Cool!

Dr. Spookalot:
Here I have a bowl of human eyeballs.

Cartman:
[rolls his fingers around the eggs] Ew-ho-ho.

Dr. Spookalot:
[switches bowls] And here you can feel the brains.

Cartman:
[rolls his fingers through the Jell-o cubes] Oh-ho, gross.

Dr. Spookalot:
[leads him to a donkey] And here you can feel the warm innards of the body. [Cartman reaches into the donkey's anus and the donkey looks surprised]

Cartman:
Ew, it feels like cold spaghetti! You guys, it feels like cold spaghetti!

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