South Park, Season 3

Sheila:
Dug her up? Why?

Brunet:
Well. The most likely reason is that somebody wanted to have sex with her dead body.

Blond:
Yep.

Sheila:
What?!

Brunet:
Uh-huh, we don't want to upset you, but it happens. Somebody's probably making love to her corpse as we speak.

Blond:
Every vile position, every disrespectful act imaginable.

Sheila:
Oh, dear God!

Brunet:
Yes. By now he's probably even removed her eyes and made love to the empty sockets as well.

Sheila:
[sadly rubs her eyes] Ooh.

Blond:
Now, we don't want to upset you, but you should know that your mother's body would be stiff and dry, so he would have to have it soaked in warm water for several hours before making love to it.

Sheila:
Ooh!

Brunet:
Yes. And, now for the difficult part.

Blond:
Brace yourself.

Brunet:
It is highly possible that he has created new orifices in her decomposing flesh, leaving her to look something like an over loved hunk of Swiss cheese. She probably--

Sheila:
Okay, okay! I get the point! Just tell me what you're going to do about it!

Brunet:
Do?

Blond:
Oh, we don't do anything. We're just the watchmen.

Brunet:
Yeah, I guess, maybe, you might want to call the police or something.