South Park, Season 3

Jonathan Davis:
Well, that does it. Something funny is going on here. Your missing grandma must be connected somehow to those creepy pirate ghosts.

David:
They're not pirate ghosts, Jonathan, they're ghost pirates.

Jonathan Davis:
Huh?

David:
"Pirate ghost" would suggest that a pirate died, and became a ghost, but a ghost pirate is a ghost that later made a conscious decision to be a pirate.

Munky:
No, David. Then they are pirate ghosts, because they're the ghosts of pirates.

Fieldy:
You're wrong, because there were no pirates in Colorado. So these must be ghosts that have decided to become pirates after the fact.

Jonathan Davis:
But that makes them pirate ghosts.

David:
No, it makes them ghost pirates.

Munky:
Pirate ghosts!

Head:
Guys! Guys! Guys! Fighting isn't gonna solve anything. Don't you see? This is exactly what those ghost pirates want us to do.

Jonathan Davis:
Pirate ghosts.