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South Park (1997–present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Color… more »

Mayor:
Okay, our next contestant is Eric Cartman. [a happy Cartman comes to the stand] Alright, Eric, here's your word: "chair". [Cartman looks at Fonics Monkey, only to wave in response]

Cartman:
[whispers] Come on, Fonics Monkey, drum! [Fonics Monkey looks to the left, but no response] Come on! [Fonics Monkey starts to masturbate]

Mayor:
Eric, your word is "chair".

Cartman:
Uh...definition?

Mayor:
Something you sit on.

Cartman:
Country of origin?

Mayor:
English.

Cartman:
Could you please use it in a sentence?

Mayor:
Oh, for Christ's sake, kid, the word is "chair"!

Cartman:
Um..."chair". C-h-a-r-e. [buzz] Goddamn it, how come I get the hard one?! Get over here, you son of a bitch Fonics Monkey!

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