South Park, Season 3
Mayor:
Okay, our next contestant is Eric Cartman. [a happy Cartman comes to the stand] Alright, Eric, here's your word: "chair". [Cartman looks at Fonics Monkey, only to wave in response]
Cartman:
[whispers] Come on, Fonics Monkey, drum! [Fonics Monkey looks to the left, but no response] Come on! [Fonics Monkey starts to masturbate]
Mayor:
Eric, your word is "chair".
Cartman:
Uh...definition?
Mayor:
Something you sit on.
Cartman:
Country of origin?
Mayor:
English.
Cartman:
Could you please use it in a sentence?
Mayor:
Oh, for Christ's sake, kid, the word is "chair"!
Cartman:
Um..."chair". C-h-a-r-e. [buzz] Goddamn it, how come I get the hard one?! Get over here, you son of a bitch Fonics Monkey!
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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