South Park, Season 3

Kyle:
You got my note?

Rebecca:
Uh huh, of course. You taped it to my dog. How could I not see it?

Kyle:
Can we sit down?

Rebecca:
Why not? Isn't Papa's garden beautiful? He works so hard on it.

Kyle:
Rebecca, don't you ever look at the town? At that flicker of light over there?

Rebecca:
I have looked at it.

Kyle:
Well, that's a public school. And in it, there are children, just like us.

Rebecca:
How can children go to school on a flicker of light?

Kyle:
From public school, your house is just a flicker of light. Don't you want to go out? All you do is stay in your house and study.

Rebecca:
What else would one do?

Kyle:
Love, for one thing.

Rebecca:
And what is love?

Kyle:
Love...is the most important thing on Earth. When boys and girls feel love, they kiss.

Rebecca:
What means this kiss?

Kyle:
When a man and a woman feel...love, they put their lips together.

Rebecca:
Oh, you mean a mate. When it is time to increase the herd, my provider will select one for me.

Kyle:
Rebecca, in public school, we select our own mate. In public school, men and women get together, make each other happy.

Rebecca:
You certainly come from a strange place. Still, I would like to try this...kiss. [Kyle turns around, relieved] So I can write about it. [Kyle comes and sits down next to her again] So how do we do it?

Kyle:
I'm not completely sure.

Rebecca:
Perhaps we should look it up.

Kyle:
No, I think it's something we should try a few times... [leans in closer] until we get it... [leans even closer] right... [they lean in and kiss quickly]

Rebecca:
Wow...wow, that was fun. [grabs Kyle and kisses him again, though more passionately]

Kyle:
Does that mean you'll go to the dance?

Rebecca:
You bet your sweet ass I will.