South Park, Season 5

[Kyle is in the hospital after popping his hemorrhoid]

Stan:
Dude, are you okay?

Kyle:
[sarcastically] Oh, I'm swell, Stan. I popped my hemorrhoid trying to climb the fence into Cartmanland and it got infected. I really need to go to the bathroom, but if I do, it will pop again and the pain will make me pass out. How are you?

Stan:
Well, um, I found out that Cartman's letting a few people each day into his theme park. I was thinking we could put on disguises and get in.

Sheila:
I'm afraid Kyle can't ride any amusement park rides for over a year because of his horrible hemorrhoid.

Stan:
Jesus.

Kyle:
But it's okay, Stan, because I finally figured it out. You see, if someone like Cartman could get a million dollars and his own theme park, then there IS no God. There's no God, dude.

Sheila:
Kyle, don't say such things!

Kyle:
Why? Why, Mom? Because if I do, something bad will happen to me? Because if I do, your God might not shower me with his blessings of infected hemorrhoids?

Gerald:
Kyle, you just don't understand, it's-

Kyle:
No! I finally DO understand! There is no justice! There is no GOD! Do you hear me!? I RENOUNCE MY FAITH!