South Park, Season 5

South Park (1997–present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Color… more »

Randy:
[screams]

Sharon:
STANLEY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?

Stan:
I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, Sparky, red rocket! :[everyone is shocked]

Sharon:
STANLEY, YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW!

Stan:
My room? Why?

Sharon:
GO, STANLEY! [chuckles nervously] He gets very good grades.

[later, in Stan's room]

Sharon:
Stanley, do you know why you're being grounded for ten months?

Stan:
No.

Randy:
Beating off the dog is not appropriate when we have company. [Sharon glares at him] Uh, I mean ever- beating off the dog is not appropriate ever.

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