South Park, Season 5

Mr. Garrison:
Now, class, who can tell me what a condom is? Yes, Jenny?

Jenny:
It flies around and it's endangered.

Mr. Garrison:
That's a condor, Jenny. Condor. Condoms are what we use to stop the spread of ST D's. Yes, Fillmore?

Fillmore:
Can we do finger paints?

Mr. Garrison:
NO, WE CAN'T DO FINGER PAINTS!! You kids want herpes, huh? How about a nice bucket of AIDS? Sounds good? Now pay attention, all right? I'm going to show you the proper way to put on a condom. [pulls out a box of condoms and a dildo] First of all, you remove the condom from its package. Then you find which way the condom rolls out. Put it in your mouth [he does so] ...and apply. [it pans to the kids watching as he demonstrates on the dildo; one of the kids starts to cry] And it's as easy as that. Any questions?