South Park, Season 5

[the boys are reading the condom instructions]

Stan:
Doesn't it give any other directions?

Butters:
Nope. It looks like you're just supposed to r-roll it over your wiener. [reading the disclaimer] If used properly, latex condoms are effective against pregnancy, AIDS and other studs. [ST D's]

Kyle:
What are studs?

Butters:
Huh...how the heck should I know? [opens condom] Why, it's just a little doughnut! [touches it] Oh, ohhhh...it's all gooey!

Cartman:
Just put it on, Butters.

Butters:
How come I got to go first?

Cartman:
Butters, will you stop uh-...filibustering?

Butters:
Oh all right then. [turns around and pulls his pants down] Oh, it's all sticky.

Kyle:
It says you gotta check it for holes or tears.

Butters:
I don't even understand how this thing-oh, wait. Oh, I see. [Cartman looks over]

Stan:
Don't look at Butters's schlong, gay mo!

Cartman:
I wasn't looking at his schlong! I was seeing how to put the condom on!

Kyle:
Sure...

Butters:
But it won't stay on. I need a rubber band or something.

Tweek:
Gah! I got rubber bands!

Butters:
[fastening the condom with rubber bands] Ow! Oh... ow! Okay... ow! There... okay, I think it's on.

Stan:
How do you feel?

Butters:
...Pretty good.

Cartman:
Do you feel protected?

Butters:
Yeah, I don't think nothing's getting in my wiener through this thing. It's even got a little reservoir at the end so you can pee in it.

Stan:
All right, here, everybody. Tweek, give everyone a rubber band. Somebody needs to help Timmy get his condom on.

Timmy:
TIMMEH!