South Park, Season 6

[Stan and Kyle are banging on Cartman's window]

Stan:
Psst, Cartman.

Cartman:
[in his sleep] No, Uncle Jesse, no!

Stan:
Cartman, wake up!

Cartman:
: What the hell are you guys doing?

Kyle:
C'mon, we got to go.

Cartman:
Where are we going?

Stan:
We're going to go save the baby cows, fatass.

Cartman:
What? Why?

Kyle:
'Cause they're going to get slaughtered tomorrow, butthole.

Cartman:
So...

Stan:
We can't let them die, douche-bag. You're our friend.

Cartman:
Well, let's see. In the last 3.2 seconds you've called me fatass, butthole and douchebag. I don't feel like you guys are friends.

Butters:
But, Stan, you said we're just using him so you can get his Mission Impossible Breaking and Entering play set!

Stan:
Damn it, Butters! Will you shut up?!

Cartman:
Aha, aha! You do need me and my Mission Impossible play set!

Stan:
Yes we do!

Cartman:
Okay, I'll go, if Kyle will kiss my black ass. [lowers pants to show his butt]

Kyle:
What?!

Cartman:
Just give it a little kiss and I'll help.

Kyle:
Screw you, Cartman!

Cartman:
Okay, but if you want my help you have to give it just a little kiss. [softly] Kiss it.

Stan:
Go on, dude it's the only way.

Kyle:
No!

Cartman:
Kiss it. Come on. [gruffly] Kiss it.

Stan:
Just do it really fast, and we can go.

Kyle:
Have Butters kiss it.

Cartman:
No, it has to be Kyle. [turns away. Kyle resists for a few moments, then slowly moves his face towards Cartman's ass through the window. Kyle finally reaches the ass and Cartman farts in his face]

Kyle:
Awww! [wipes off his face and then waves away the smell]

Cartman:
[laughs uproariously] Oh, man, that was Soho awesome!

Kyle:
Sick! I felt it on my face!

Stan:
Okay, very funny, Cartman, now come on!

Cartman:
Well, I'm not going with you!

[Kyle screams and jumps on Cartman]