South Park, Season 6

Dr. Doctor:
He's very lucky you got him here when you did. He was in a very advanced state of vaginitis.

Randy:
Vaginitis?

Dr. Doctor:
It occurs when a person stops eating meat. Those sores on his skin were actually small vaginas. If we hadn't stopped it in time, Stan would have eventually just become one great big giant pussy.

Kyle:
Whoa, dude.

Dr. Doctor:
We've got an IV of pure beef blood pumping into Stan's veins and the... sores are fading.

Cartman:
Thank God we stopped it in time.

Stan:
Well, I guess we learned something today: it's wrong to eat veal because the animals are so horribly mistreated, but if you don't eat meat at all you break out in vaginas.

Butters:
Hear hear.

Sheila:
All right boys, it's time to go home. You've got some serious grounding time to start.

Stephen:
I'll say!

Butters:
Aw, we're still grounded?

Kyle:
But, but we, we learned things, and took up a cause.

Gerald:
Yes Kyle, but you still defied your parents. And you need to learn that terrorism is never the answer.

Stephen:
That's right, let's get these terrorists to their rooms. [Sternly] But first, [softens] maybe we can grab some burgers.

The Boys:
All right!