South Park, Season 6

Cartman:
[the boys are discussing who to kick out of their group] So, Kyle, I want to tell you it's been very fun and we're going to miss you. [pulls out two containers] Here's a nice watch and some peanuts.

Kyle:
Me?! But I've been here from the beginning.

Cartman:
And it's sad to see you go. Maybe you can make friends with the kids down the road. Three cheers for Kyle! Hip hip...

Stan:
[angrily] Dude, we're not kicking Kyle out.

Cartman:
[whining] Please?

Stan:
No.

Cartman:
All right, then I guess we have no choice-- [turns to Tweek] but to let you go, Tweek, I want to say you've been great filling in as a fourth friend and we're gonna miss you. [moves the watch and peanuts to Tweak's side] Here's a watch and some peanuts.

Kyle:
No way, dude, Tweak's cool.

Stan:
Yeah!

Cartman:
Well, dumb-asses, how are we gonna make room for Bebe?

[The next day. Stan, Kyle, Bebe, and Tweek are all standing at the bus stop; Cartman is conspicuously absent.]

Bebe:
Thanks for inviting me to ride the bus with you this morning.

[Cartman approaches the group.]

Cartman:
[furiously] Oh, that's fine! That's fine! Fuck you, Kyle, and fuck you, Stan! [walks away, then comes back] Fuck you, Tweek! [walks away, then comes back again] Bebe, you're still cool. [walks off, seething]