South Park, Season 6

Randy:
And so, that's the situation. All the boys are out there somewhere with a... pornographic videotape.

Sheila:
Oh, God! This-this is horrible!

Gerald:
All right, calm down! Now, just how bad of a porno tape are we talking here? I mean, was it like... Crotch Capers 3?

Randy:
I'm afraid it was... Backdoor Sluts 9.

Gerald/Chris:
BACKDOOR SLUTS 9!?!

Linda:
It's that bad?

Chris:
Backdoor Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2!

Gerald:
I-It is the single most vile, twisted... dark piece of porn ever made.

Sheila:
[lightly slaps Gerald] How the hell do you know?!

Gerald:
I...uh... I-I-I read about it in People.

Sheila:
[to Randy and Sharon] Oh, this is just great! How could you two be so careless?!

Sharon:
We're sorry!

Liane:
Well, Sheila, we can't shelter our boys forever from these things. Maybe it's okay for them to see an adult film.

Sheila:
Not without their parents to put it in a proper context! They won't understand what they're seeing!

Randy:
I-It can't hurt 'em that much, can it?

Butters:
[grasping the window outside] Precious!! Let me see my precious! Please!!