South Park, Season 6

Mr. Black:
All right, Token, we know you must be very confused about what you saw.

Randy Marsh:
Yes, uh, you see, Token, that was called a pornographic film. It shows adult men and adult women having sexual intercourse. [long beat] Well, you-you see, when a man and a woman fall in love, the man puts his penis in the woman's [[w:vagina|vagina]. It's called lovemaking and it's part of being in love.

Token:
[beat] And when the woman has four penises in her at the same time, then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love, too? ...Five midgets, spanking a man covered in Thousand Island dressing. Is that making love?

Mr. Black:
Jesus, what kind of porno was that?

Gerald:
It was Backdoor Sluts 9.

Mr. Black:
Oh Jesus, not that one!!