South Park, Season 6

Mr. Garrison:
Say, Mr. Slave...

Mr. Slave:
Yes, Mr. Garrison?

Mr. Garrison:
I had a dream last night that you were a real dick.

Mr. Slave:
Really? Why would you dream that I was being an asshole?

Mr. Garrison:
No, no. I was the asshole.

[school board start applauding, muttering how courageous he is, while the parents exchange shocked and horrified glances]

Mr. Garrison:
[slightly nonplussed] Uh, I'm very happy to receive this award, but you know what makes me even happier? Sucking balls.

[school board applaud again]

Mr. Garrison:
[whispering to Mr. Slave] It's not working. Sing your song, Mr. Slave.

Mr. Slave:
[singing] I've got a little-- [stops] ooh, ooh ow, Jesus Christ, what the heck's happening in there?

[in Mr. Slave's stomach]

Frog King:
[to Lemmiwinks, who's on a gyroscope] Hang on, Lemmiwinks! You solved the Catata Fish's riddle, now your trials are nearly through!

[back up top]

Mr. Slave:
Aah! I should never have shoved those poor animals up my ass! [school board applaud again]

School Board Member:
Courageous.

Another School Board Member:
So courageous.

Mr. Garrison:
[finally losing his temper] God damn it, don't you people get it?! I'm trying to get fired here!