South Park, Season 6

South Park (1997–present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Color… more »

John Edward:
But, I'm a psychic.

Stan:
No, dude. You're a douche.

John Edward:
I'm not a douche. What if I really believed dead people talk to me?

Stan:
Then you're a stupid douche.

John Edward:
I think I've had enough of your bullying me. Get out of my house or I'll run upstairs, lock myself in my panic room and call the police.

Stan:
I'm 9 years old.

John Edward:
I'm not talking to your friend and I'm not a douche! [runs upstairs] You better get out of my house or I'm going to call the police!

Stan:
You are so a douche! I'm nominating you for the Biggest Douche in the Universe award, you douche!

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