South Park, Season 7

Cartman:
[beginning to slack off] Ugh. Ughuh. [tries to resume studying, but his eyes grow heavy. He panics] I can't do it! This is waaay too much material for a nine-year-old! [yawns loudly and promptly sleeps on his book]

Kyle:
[smacks Cartman] Not so fast, dude! Everytime we get put in a study group, you sit on your butt and slack off, while we do all of the hard parts!

Cartman:
Well you guys are such better studiers than me, I know you can pull it off!

Token:
[pointing] I don't care what you want, you're gonna read this stuff and study like the rest of us rather you like this or not!

Cartman:
Maaaa. M-maaaa.

Kyle:
[annoyed] Shut up and study!

Cartman:
Maaaa, Mah mah M-maaaa!

Kyle:
[irritated] SHUT UP, FATASS!!

Cartman:
[gets angry now after being called fat] DON'T CALL ME FAT, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! [leap across the desk at Kyle, and they immediately started fighting. Token and Kenny join in, the other kids start cheering]

Mr. Garrison:
HEY, HEY!!! STOP THAT FIGHTING, RIGHT NOW!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT?! GET OUT!!!! GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CLASSROOM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kyle:
God damn it!

Cartman:
[celebrates] Nyanyanyanyanyaaa nya! We've got out of schoooool! Nyanyanyanyanyaaa nya!

Kyle:
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!!

Cartman:
OH IT'S MY FAULT?! IT'S MY FAULT?!?!?!

Kyle:
YES, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOUR A LAZY PRICK!!

Cartman:
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST WE'VE GOT OUT OF SCHOOL SO WE CAN HAVE A-

Kyle:
SHUT UP!!!

[Cartman and Kyle started to argue, Token later joins in the fight, while Kenny watches]

Token:
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STARTED SLACKING OFF!!!

[While Cartman, Kyle, and Token are arguing, Stan is seen walking, trying to find another study group when he sees some books shake.]

Stan:
[quietly] Hello? [pages start coming out of the books] Whoa! Ohhh! Hey, there's pages comin' outta these books!

People offscreen:
SHHHHHH!!!!!

[The pages fold themselves into Pagelings.]

Stan:
Who are you, guys?

Pagelings:
We are the Pagelings!

Stan:
Huh?

Paper Pete:
I am Paper Pete, the leader of the Pagelings. But you can call me P.P.

Stan:
I'll call you Pete.

Paper Pete:
Okay!

Stan:
Why are you dudes in the library?

Paper Pete:
We are the secret guardians of the books in the library. You know those blank pieces of paper in the beginning of old books?

Stan:
Yeah?

Paper Pete:
That's us! We revealed ourselves to you, noble giant, because you felt our plight when you saw the damaged books. And now is our darkest hour, for the Moldos have been growing more bold with every attack. Look at the damage done yesterday [pulls out a damaged book] at the Battle of Teddy Bear Joke Book.

Stan:
Wow! Yeah!

Paper Pete:
They're massing for a full-scale assault on every book in the library!