South Park, Season 7

[the boys are in the locker room, preparing to shower. Four guys, who appear to be cops themselves, are also changing their clothes]

Officer Murphy:
Well, well, well, if it isn't the super cops.

[the officers begin to giggle]

Officer Jenkins:
Hey, Murphy, think they'll let me borrow their G.I. Joe's?

Officer Hopkins:
Come on, you guys. Leave them alone.

Officer Murphy:
Relax, Hopkins! [removes his briefs and drops them to the ground] All fun and games, right? [moves to the end of the lockers and hides behind it, only to peek out] So, tell us, rookies, you, uh, find yourself a little bonus in that house?

Cartman:
Uh, bonus?

Officer Murphy:
Come on, we all skim a little off the top. Oh, or are you too good for that? [walks back to the other officers] So you think you're going to waltz in here and clean up the system. Is that it?

Stan:
[softly] We just wanna be junior detectives.

Officer Murphy:
Look, we all work hard! And we deserve more than the thirty-thousand a year we get paid! So what if we take in a little on the side?

Officer Jenkins:
Yeah! Who the hell are you to say that?!

Officer Hopkins:
I said, back off, Murphy!

Officer Murphy:
Why don't you and your rookie friends make us?

Officer Jenkins:
That's right. Come on, bring it!

Officer 3:
Yeah, let's go! Come on, bring it!

Lt. Dawson:
What the heck is the problem here?!

Officer Murphy:
No problem, sir. No problem at all.

Lt. Dawson:
Then hit the showers, all of ya!