South Park, Season 7

South Park (1997–present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Color… more »

Cartman:
Goddammit! [throws his plaque onto the ground, shattering it; the myrrh album falls away]

[Faith + 1's fans are stunned and they gasp]

Michael Collins:
Oh, please don't take the Lord's name in vain.

Cartman:
Who cares?! I can never win my bet because you stupid assholes don't give out platinum albums!

Michael Collins:
But you spread the Word of the Lord. You've brought faith in Jesus.

Cartman:
Oh, Fuck Jesus! [Faith + 1's fans gasp; a woman screams in disbelief]

Butters:
Eric, I'm pretty sure you shouldn't say the "F" word about Jesus.

Token:
Yeah, you're gonna hurt the band.

Cartman:
Who fucking cares, Token?! I can never beat Kyle now! I'll say it again: FUCK JESUS! [people start to scream and run away]

Man:
My ears are bleeding!

Token:
Good job, dickhead, you've lost the entire audience!

Cartman:
Oh, fuck you, Token, you black asshole!

[Token angrily beats up Cartman and walks away while Stan, Kyle, and Kenny see Cartman coughing in pain]

Stan:
Hmm, guess he got what he deserved. [he, Kyle, & Kenny walk away]

Butters:
[pauses for a moment, then farts in Cartman's face and gives him the finger] Fuck you, Eric. [walks away, leaving Cartman all alone on his knees, face down while he tries to recover from his pain and humiliation]

[the episode ends]

[end credits]

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