South Park, Season 7

Stan:
Dad, why is everyone letting the old people do this? Why doesn't somebody stop them?

Randy:
They've tried to stop them, son, but the seniors get up so early in the morning they...get everything done before everyone else is even awake.

Kyle:
They're saying something about taking over the whole country!

Randy:
Yes... And now seeing how early they get up, I don't see how anyone can stop them. Wait a minute! You boys! You get up almost as early as they do. You can fight them.

Stan:
No, come on dad! Can't you guys do it?

Randy:
No, son, we...like to sleep in.