South Park, Season 7

Kyle:
It's like the Disneyland of Mexican restaurants!

Cartman:
This Saturday awesome!

Kyle:
Who said I'm inviting you?

Cartman:
Your mom said you are taking 3 friends.

Kyle:
Yes. 3 Friends. You're not my friend.

Cartman:
Come on Kyle who are you going to invite besides Stan and Kenny?

Kyle:
I'm going to take Butters. He invited me to his Birthday last month so I owe him one.

Cartman:
Butters?!! You're going to take that butthole? Why?

Kyle:
Because Butters have never been a total dick to me!

Cartman:
I have never been a dick to you!

Kyle:
Oh please! All you ever do is call me names and rip on me for being Jewish!

Cartman:
Kyle, when is the last time I rip on you for being a Jew? [flashback clips occur from when Cartman rips on Kyle for being Jewish on other past episodes] ...OK, expect maybe for that one time.

Kyle:
You've always been a dick to me Cartman, and I'm not inviting you.

Cartman:
Kyle, You don't understand. Casa Bonita is my most favorite place in the whole world. I'll just-I'll Just die if you don't take me, please!

Kyle:
Sorry, my mind is made up.

Cartman:
[exploding and flipping Kyle off] WELL FUCK YOU, KYLE! I DON'T WANT TO GO TO YOUR FAGGY BIRTHDAY PARTY ANYWAY! I'D RATHER HANG OUT AT HOME THAN HAVE TO BE WITH YOU AND YOUR JEW MOM ALL DAY! KISS MY BALLS, ASSHOLE!

[Cartman leaves but returns moments later]

Cartman:
Dude, I totally didn't mean that, Kyle. I really, really wanna go to Casa Bonita. I'm sorry we had that fight just now. I mean, I said some things, you said some things, but I think it was good, and we've moved past it.

Kyle:
I'm not inviting you to Casa Bonita.

Cartman:
[exploding and flipping Kyle off again] WELL FUCK YOU, KYLE! I HOPE YOU DIE! I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE!!!

[Cartman leaves and this time, he doesn't return]